From now there will be change in my personality
I love beauty, against all odds, a grand strategy, ideal and perfect, I love it. A miracle.
But I hate humans, I hate ugliness, I hate how they lie and conceal it in such brutish way in such obvious monstrous parasitic existence, such ugly easy way of living. I don't like their ugliness. I just don't.
Mykola
is an alien from far away galaxy who's got their ship crashed into the oceanic seabed and is forcced to live as octopus.
Schlud
is a shark and former apprentice magician who failed academy. He now wants to succeed at taking over the world and becoming the emperor but he is still is incompetent fool.
He sometimes uses the tiny fish to join his army ranks promising them worms in exchange for agreeing in his invasion scheme and unfortunately, they follow them.
And Silvester
Silvester McOrca McDolphin McGee is a capitalist who loves money more than his child. And you might think he dislike global warming or whatnot, but he actually finds ways to make money off everyone playing them both. He smokes cigar and wears a man suit. These are three characters that are in the canon or something.
Drama mania is an illness, a chronic illness demanding gossip and drama in person's life. It is a bad disease that a large portion of the Internet suffers from. And a small portion makes money off them.
If somebody entertains you in any way that makes you feel you're a part of a conspiracy then it is likely he is making money from it.
Please, avoid communities that make you feel special because let's be honest it is not really true, you're not special and this is all just a psyop, nothing ever happens, remember? Good. After I read a book I will try to put more effort, and yes Schlud is official mascot….. no I didn't just look his name up to check spelling. It's a german name, he's a shark. He is not evil, okay? He is clever but too ambitious. Kind of like me, anyway I'm out see ya later Fishes
From now on all VPN and Proxy will be completely banned as promised without exception.
However, if your real ip was unfairly blocked please contact me and make an appeal on the board.
P.S. You are allowed to use one purchasable Residential Proxy, if and IF your country banned churro and you have no option.
I am not going to be creative with this, I will just be me. I have many frustrations to speak of, and as you know nowadays free speech does not exist. So, I am gonna use this site to express things many of us think daily.
I truly hate you fuckers for everything. Whenever government gifts you things or any form of help you are offered, your only instinct is to destroy it. IF you get your feelings "hurt", you will sue for gazillion dollars, only money is all you people think about. No, I don't believe in freaking copyright. I don't. Believe. You rich fucks need any support. I don't believe tolkien has copyright, he is fucking dead. And so are most of writers, Michael Jackson is also fuckingf dead. Who of you deserves to be paid for his songs? Does any of you fucking own leaf monkey? So I embrace piracy, or should I say I love good concept of robin hood lifestyle. You give no room to breathe, you destroy institutions, you destroy humanity and exploit it for grabs. Your way of life is uninspiring, boring and disgusting to me. That is why I will never respect a type of society that tries to shut a person's mouth for I don't consider it a democracy.
I will take this holy gambit to leave churro free. Free of influence of oppression that all of you love so much but like to whine about. Copyright is not real. Let human creativity roam this earth, a creativity that is free and lacks parasitism, a freedom of true expression for all people that doesn't rely on audiences.
Good NEWS! The site will not vanish.
Well, I kind of use it as private proxy and proxies are expensive anyway, so might as well pay. LOLOLOL No. Of course not!
Anyway, basically churro will remain open now til 2026 October. Unlike previous year, we will experience all of winter and spring with churro being open. Good luck! Bye!
Recently, I've heard a lot about how certain countries put more censorship on social media especially the EU. But it seems to be strange that idea of so-called privacy is compromised and has been affected greatly in last decades. On one hand, you can say you blame the governments for trying to control kids but on another hand it is obvious that for some time kids have been doing lots of questionable messed up things on the Internet.
Personally, I am myself questioning the good and bad of these laws but I still think that protection of children is more important as long as it's just protection.
There might be a lot more of the restrictive laws like that however it's important to note these laws won't last long due to internet being chaotic for any government to reign by law.
Recently, on July 25th Great Britain passed age verification law for websites that possess porn. The world seems to be apocalyptic now, and I say it with bitterness because everyone experiences things differently depending on their lifestyle choices and the choice they make whether to care of it or not.
Today, I've bought more phones in case of the worst circumstances, before that let me clarify what I mean when I said it is apocalyptic now. Censorship has been cranked up, as far as I joke around how bad porn is this isn't good. Democracies across the world are failing their citizens, slowly steadily mass surveillance and bueucracy cause major issues with freedom of internet world wide web. For example, Telegram was stopped by France out of all countries, not Russia or other world. We are living in 1984, time where people can't fully express themselves and need to pretend to be happy.
It's been entire year, that is a really really big date for me. I am glad that churro is running, you won't know how glad I am. I decided I should take better care of myself and also of this site simultaneously, because its far more important to me. It is my promise to protect this website.
I treat it like my own child and just like before I do not back down on this site. It gave me very great memories and if there was reason to live it is for this place to exist. Because churro is my family and my friends, so at that date of 29th of August I celebrate everyone who came back to visit this site for better or for worse, this place changed lives but most importantly I always intended this place to exist in good intention. I just… am really glad that I managed to bring it back after horrible attacks.
The more someone hates me, the more I am willing to protect myself. The same goes for churro. IT was foolish idea and done opportunistically, maybe but it was my choice and ultimately churro will change the world and have its role and I know there are many of you who wanted to die. Many of you want to end it all because you are inferior but I tell you that churro will always be welcome for the ones who suffer and who feel humilated, as long as they bring good news to the world, as long as they deny self-pity and contempt and hatred, this place will always be welcome for them and for all which is good.
And ultimately, I wanted churro to be place of freedom where others could express their feelings unfiltered, weird thing to say, woot? Indeed, it is strange for why people would do that if they know they will just experience bullying and so more? But unlike private chat where people will be groomed to do bad things, churro is open place where evil is seen by many and can be called out just like Roman lawyers called out the corrupt, how Ancient Greece philosophers called out hypocrite sophists, well just like Jesus called out Pharisians its same story. Weird people of any era are ought to have a place where they can speak their minds at the price of insulting current authority. For words are not evil, people's hearts make them and uh… I am just rambling at this point, basically enjoy it! I will maybe make eclairs to cheer you guys up later.
Sincerely,
ദ്ദി ʕ´• ᴥ ˂ ˵`ʔ ✧
woot
it is not finished yet but it will take a lot of willpower so wait.
First I am getting irl job, unemployment payment and will be very busy with real life stuff a LOT.
Sorry, but churro will not be updated very frequently DURING this time, however I will try to work on it for a while as NEET before finishing it.
That said, however for long term investment this site will NOT FIX a few of minor problems since I have no time for it expect them to stay.
For every single small minor feature I have to add I have to spend extra two days, often more.
So, please understand I don't have free time to genuinely work on this site unless, we get developer. My former classmate probably won't do it.
Churro progress wil be slowed but I will keep editing and making sure board rules are stable for sure! Each board will be customized. Each board will be preciously remade, so then just wait.
I am gonna fucking die from this responsibility.
if I was rich man I would just write stories.
and have intimacy every day with my wife.
i need to spend like 30 mines crying give me a moment.
Tomorrow I will stop working on this site. My bicep has been torn for more than month and I have not gone to surgeon. I cannot explain how impossible it is for me to even train, and I am not even strong either so it terrifies me. Either way I feel depressed. Extremely depressed. As you are aware, the only things people respect in this world are power, money and attention (that THEY want from you). Due to circumstances of the biceps possibly ruining me, I need to pay for surgery and fix it before it's late. Alternatively, I might be disabled for the rest of my life from now on (NOBODY CARES), anyway… The general changes to this site when I come back will be:
1. The Board Rules will be added to the main board index, board index will be lowered in scale, 36 boards with unique icons and board icons that depict rules.
2. Jigsaw captcha of classical artworks and so forth.
3. Many boards will have custom css and nykola styles will also be finally fixed. Overall, there are at least 15 styles.
4. The site itself will not host online games, but it will have an empty spot just in case. However, it is most UNLIKELY, so do not expect me to actually develop games (I'm already beaten disabled man now).
5. Page describing board rules will also be added.
6. vip.php might exist in the future.
7. Christianity will have full bible that you can read, as well as quote each passage from both christian and jewish Bibles.
8. There will be a board called Radio Broadcast and Subject Threads with special functions, one allowing you to add music and listen rto your own personal looped radio with others and other allowing you to customize a thread with unique design with your own subject. Both of these are very unique, so they will be implemented slowly but I reveal it due to possible death/disability that I may in the future face, so I meant it to be surprise….
9. Jolly Cooperation board will have Solaire mascot.
10. roleplay board will have active dice function.
11. /hr/ will have Documentation, Debate and - choices. Both serve different means to identify threads above in index and catalog, respectively.
12. /bay/ - File Uploading will allow many file formats.
13. the boardlist will change dramatically and ressemble frutiger type of … style?
14. There are other things I plan to change as well.
Due to my bicep injury, I might never come back or be incapable of taking care of the site. I will probably still be able to move my wrist (possibly?).
However due to the fact that it is only one arm, I hope that I will still use my left, basically I want you to understand I am in very medicalyl dangerous position right now and it might not be the only one (cough jaw).
Please, understand I've been working hard on making this site, I don't desire to give up on it. Mentally, I am still here.
Goodbye, thanks.
If you found this site, you probably have the same questions. What is this? What's its history and who discovered it, why? Why is a good question to start at, I admit. Churro Club is a social forum, it is an imageboard for sharing and posting your hobbies and interests anonymously. Why would anybody in their right mind do something without whoring for attention?!! Hey, good point but it is anonymous community which means outside of community you won't be anything. You cannot advertise a podcast or some kind of scamming pyramid or low effort social media account, churro is the Yisrael, it is a divine forum watched by The One, The son and The holy spirit. Nevertheless, you might have noticed that this place is empty and nobody posts here. That is because churro is an ancient site that came back from long ago, it was reconstructed. The people who visited it are long history who do not matter, they have died and their threads serve as rocks to step upon, which is why I invite others to recolonize it with their culture.
In board categories, you will see division between 'OTHER', 'SOCIABLE', etc… Each category contains boards with different purpose, for boards to socialize on ANY topics in general we have 3: /int/ - International, /mad/ and /ani/ that are used for communication.
You can talk almost on anything at /int/, it is a board I recommend visiting the most. The users on it are also protected from insults and harassment as well under one of the board rules "No Antagonistic Coercion" that will be shown soon.
/mad/ is not added yet, but it is a board for basically horror-related chat.
and /ani/ is for 2d animations, that means including also anything related to the otaku culture.
Churro has always been a site for cultural exchanges between different people, not just their respective countries. As for, political board I want to say it mostly existed solely as spamfest and doesn't possess uptight regulation, although I do prefer /int/ myself.
I try my best not to write a lot or I will completely lose myself. I thought that I definitely should protect this place as my fortress, a man needs a mission so to speak right?
Around September, churro has completely gone under and for two months it has not been repaired. It was bombarded by bots from a splinter website that tried to imitate 4chan and other imageboards, after it was sold. This website is obsessed with my site but luckily we no longer have that problem because Captcha has been implemented without cloudflare or (((jedi mind tricks))) from (((friendly IT corporative CDN software))), custom flags and /pol/ have been reformed. Ever since August, we are finally back at it. How funny, it was only a Month! And a Year:F
If you want to know about history of this site and you just came to visit out of nowhere, you can find it at news.html page.
After many yapping in my brain, I am fine with keeping Mykola as the mascot of this site, although I originally planned to… Nevermind, let's just forget it.
Either way, I have many thoughts and I am just here to say welcome!
100000GET or sm
Ignore, I needed to write that statement. Don't think.
Muddskippers. Do you like them? Would you like to have sex with it? I think there is obvious contempt people openly express. When I look at jews writing in bios, I am like this is kind of bullying. Maybe, bullying is also open human nature anywhere too. I feel shitty, not desired. Unwanted. I should probably step up and think outside of something that is improbable. My life is very miserable. I remember seeing people who are miserable. I wonder if I could somehow… No, I'd rather not be nail in their grave. Writing this feels like stomach ache. Stomach pain. IT's just so immesurable. Why does stomach pain hurt so much? I feel like I'll just be getting older and die. Dying fart. Oh, that feels painful too. Knowing the consequence. The pain. Dying isn't worst when it's pain. Dying is worse when it feels like being broken, like when you think evil and good. When you feel that you dying is evil, and that what brings me hurt. True hurt. If I die, then it will die. IT will feel like to lose. Like evil winning, though.
I don't know. I wanted to just share things with you. I don't know that much though, my life has been pretty silent. Feeling of silence. It's sad.
I never experienced friendship or such. More, I don't know much about enjoyment. Everyone seems to feel great and warm deep inside them. It seems I am the only one who feels not just that I am not enjoying, though that I cannot enjoy. Like I am banned from it. I felt that for long times. That denial. That denial of someonew who is always picked the last in basketball team. I was just loser? No, maybe I can't feel. Maybe, I can't do things the same as proud of heart. Empty, silence and losing is so fucking bad.
I don't know. Sometiems, I wanted to be just game developer. My feeling of stomach ache is like stomach vommit, it can't be put to words, it's so hurtful. There is no word I can commit. I know I need to care about publicity. Fuck. Anyway, sometimes I feel bad at speaking. Sometimes, speaking is just… Just having a speech fucking sucks. Always pretending to be suitable to others like an item Just fucking sucks. I can't put my feelinsg to words. Words are way too gentle. Way too gentle in this language.
Everything is simple except for my person. My body feels terrible, especially when I don't make proper decision. I don't know. I am confused and I can't act like functional member of society. Even if I tried hard enough, I feel very muddy. Not that I can. Well, someone with so many potential enemies isn't pathetic on that level to not be able to defend from them.
I wanted to share.
I feel very shitty, it's continuation of my Woot Deluxe Special Edition. Sharing with the world. If the world has problem, I don't want to hear it. My migraine is weird. Sometimes, I feel migraine from my mental state and get stomach cramps too. It especially comes when I am talking to people or when I have some interaction. When I am doing something I dislike, it's the way like Holy Spirit forges itself from my body through like Turgor to my brain motion all on its own. manual motion. My body thinks before I understand. It has always been like that. Thinking with my body is so common. Like my body already made a decision and knows everything and mind is letf confused. I might be having ultimate immunity. Kind of like lizards are very stupid but good at survival, my body is moving at all but I am trivial. Trivial bug!
Sometimes my body tells me what's bad or good decision. But My Brain Can't keep up. I don't know what to do. I am confused. Sometimes, I have opinions on people with these feelings. Though, I don't know then. Sometimes, very often my body makes wrong decisions it turns out I pay dearly. Amoeba moves its chemicals to move its body. It doesn't rely on functional brain.
Fuck
My Stomach Is Full. it hurts fuckign aaaaaaaaagh
fuck
My stomach hurts a lot. My body demands to write something. I am clearly against it. asking my body, why? Why?
But it's time and age. I age. I am 21 year old boomer who never experienced a touch of a woman. Somewhere on biological, there is a feeling like I am missing things. Maybe, my entire life is like that. I am missing things, slowly slowly rotting each week. Getting weaker. Hated more by others. Looked down more. That feeling of being left out comes from this. I don't know what to write as the feeling is like real. Like not mental. My body too. Like my stomach begins to hurt, I get fever and whatever I think about it affects my body like its already happened. Like there is rigor mortis. RIght now, I have horrible brain fever from some decision I made few minutes ago. Isn't that scary? I feel so tortured. I don't why I announce it publically but it's sort of what I Am Made to do by that thing. By the very thermodynamics that my flesh obeyed to.
Yes, I am not dying. I am working Okay? New pages will soon be implemented. That include such things as,
that I am working on:
- Rules pages
- Ban page
- Error page
- fixed css for nykola 1 and nykola 2
- other fluffy stuff
- new formatting for text
blahblahblahblah I am bad at memorizing things I've been doing, I sort of have ADHD. But trust me, a lot of updates will be coming in the site. This is not final state. !!!!!!
Okay, now that I finished setting ads up, I will introduce the rules to each board.
From now on, boards will have themed rules!
Read more about my future plans for the website.
I removed ads upon everyone's request. They are no longer appearing.
Currently, I am testing ad networks. I am not capable of using all of them, however the ones I am using seem to at least be working. I am Russian so I have issues with using any ads. Now, I am testing whether they can bring substantial income to the site, if not I will remove them. I will decrease the scale of it, that is only temporary so do not worry.
21 year old incel.
ATM running this site, message me if interested.
Many might be asking what I am planning to do with the project in the Future. I actually have a lot of thought on this project, for me free speech on social platform - that shall become rarer with progress of civilization, that is something I would like to protect, maybe. I am sort of thinking of some projets that will be beneficial in some way or some other, as the novel platform for people in the future. Freedom of speech. I want to pursue that idea. I don't say I am aware where that will take me.
Why Me? Why Am I doing it? And Why should I be? Why should it even matter? Life is like a wind for grains of sand with unpredictable flows each moment, I don't understand it. I know that it's important. I know that it is. And so, just like that wind can be affected by something as slight as flunctuation in warmth caused by starting a fire, … I don't know! Maybe, just maybe there is some positive change that we don't see. Whatever truly happens, I want to try my best to work. So, that people will one day see the site and consider it a warming gesture that brings them some merit, in other words I'd want to embrace the concept of freedom.
Chudpol has been running for MONTH. I have plans for this if I don't die, throughout seasons I plan to keep this website running, running and running like a machine. I, you know am glad we are kicking too. It's not that hard to do nothing but it requires effort to push chudpol upwards.
I am planning on continuing pushing the project upwards, even though there are many obstacles that will come in my way. I am happy that this project has survived already this long. But I don't plan to stop.
I might go to sleep knowing it lives to see tomorrow.
I don't know where he is hiding but he lives with me. I am honestly pretty confused where he habitates. AS he would die from starvation. Any idea where I should be looking? I couldnt find him literally anywhere other than under bed.
I feel a bit tired and I haven't trained in months. In subsequent periods, lost a lot of bodyweight, so I need to exercise today. I don't know why I am talking in encryption. I feel bad.
I fucked up.
making churro at some point.
Cloudflare is working as intended. Do not worry, this is new normal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHeddAnrZs
why is that I always learn life from britbongs?
I am sorry that I scared you.
I have made part frosting for the use for churro. Stay tuned to me making full recipe. If it turns out right and the conditions are good, I might be able to complete churro.
Otherwise, I might actually die.
tomorrow I might not be the same as today, beware.
So, I wrote a really cool message and then I figured out that I was removed from mod permission.
Just know that we will fix everything and don't worry too much. I might cook churro tomorrow.
We will not continue using Cloudflare, forever.
once I login to my account.
So, the spam on churro came back more than ever. We are moving to cloudflare very soon though, so don't worry. The bots will hopefully stop then.
we will get our own custom css.
Also, I just was scrolling through some videos…
I guess it's my plow to say something, maybe.
So if you want to have a girlfriend, I can share advice. Here are 10 rules of perfect relationship:
1.
What? Is that not enough? It should be legalizedx that once you are determined to be legally con artist instead of prison you lose human rights and become the hunted, so that the right for your life is now expired. Don't listen to this shit, brainrot coaches, all of this is created solely for profitting of an idiot. They don't care about what you want or love relations, they want to make money. There's nothing they can that mediocre person cannot do, do not listen.
This site is finally at once working.
As I've said, the problem was with the developer fucking it from another imageboard who offered help. We are not making the same mistake. I am the solo developer. Another thing is, we are not a part of soyjak-themed or any other imageboard. We don't want to be affiliated with them. We don't to interact with them or do anything. Please, take your bullshit somewhere else. Stop advertising. Take it Away.
See ya.
But don't worry because the awesome server, once we are back… will go back stronger than ever.
The server will be moved somewhere today or tomorrow, possibly. Hopefully, it will fix issue. Thank you for sticking with us whole.
We are upgrading to a better hosting provier.
Stand by as I am upgrading it, no you don't need to find a new domain, not problem.
Memory issue or something failure-related to vichan code problems. We may possibly have to manually fix the entire thing if we don't find any offered solution.
If you want to support the site, you can send money to our BTC - bc1quavr2ewvydtjyhzez8vw2ssy2g4j598328duct. You don't have to send a lot of money, any support would really be appreciated.
Dev fixed it.
It's actually fucking WORKING!iT's working the site is working now! FUCK CAPTCHA! FUCK bots! Fuck this shit. Let's party tomorrow and drink the greatest ale.
P.S. There are a lot of things that will have to be fixed in upcomig weekdays. The first week we have survived. The second week is gotta be more maintenance to do. Currently, the site is genuinely usable, we will leave that. And continue with more technical problems to fix.
Oh we pray for you, Almighty God, please help us fix the site.
Pray for the site.
Yes, I know there is now issue with posting on the site. The Captcha completely gone insane and I will try to fix it.
Sorry for that difficulties.
So, the problem with the site persist as the villain Quote tries to spam /pol/ with his purchased proxies.
We will be trying to fix the problem. Don't worry though, we will get back to work soon enough.
I am currently investing all effort into forming new bot repellant system. The new captcha will replace the current mainstream one.
Sorry but /pol/ will be temporarily locked, you can post on the other board.
Let's change themes.
chudpol.online is now registered as part of domain., finally we done it. Next is themes and before we know it public /int/.
Somehow, we got some technicalities working. I don\'t even know
IT was planned!!!!!!!
Just wait till I figure things out but it should work!
BTW, I can\'t stop listening to very cheesy radio songs with female singing lead. God Damn it.
The site is under construction. There are a lot of problems. However, currently /qa/ and /pol/ are available. Many things like board categories will be added soon. I am main Developer at the moment. We also have few jannies.
As for the content, illegal material and pornography are strictly forbidden, as well as malicious links. Enjoy sharing your nation\'s culture!
The site has begun on the 29th of 2024. After restart, it is now fully available.