No.4933
They should be 2 gay programmers working on this site
No.4938
Imperator do you have any comments on this?
No.4940
I have an idea of what I'll write I'll write it soon
No.4941
I don't like slow burn so it'll just be hot steamy gay smut
No.4942
>>4941How many words are you gonna write
No.4943
>>4942At least a few thousand
No.4949
>>4943Frenchxisters what the fuck is this
No.4963
>>4957I'm serious I'll write it like today
No.4979
>>4973I will, and I'll includeyoh too and I'll cuck you пидuр
No.4987
Angeleno was sitting in his office and coding, he was a programmer after all, what else was he do? As he was programming, he noticed something in the code and yelled out for a name.
"Hey, adfe! Can you tell the boss to come here for a moment? It's important!"
"Can't you do it yourself?" She had a very pissed off look on her face, but it quickly changed. "Well, fine, I guess."
Angeleno waited for her to go out, before whispering to himself. "What's her deal? Is she on her fucking period or something?"
No.4990
>>4987I should fucking ban you for this
No.4992
>>4990Janny janny tranny janny
No.4994
Angeleno was sitting in his office and coding, he was a programmer after all, what else was he to do? As he was programming, he noticed something in the code and yelled out for a name.
"Hey, adfe! Can you tell the boss to come here for a moment? It's important!"
"Can't you do it yourself?" She had a very pissed off look on her face, but it quickly changed. "Well, fine, I guess."
Angeleno waited for her to go out, before whispering to himself. "What's her deal? Is she on her fucking period or something?" Thinking back on it, she's always like that. Maybe she's pregnant? But I doubt any self respecting man would willingly knock her up…
As his thoughts went on, he heard a knock on the door of his office, this could only be the boss himself, Andrew Whiteingale.
"Hey, boss, you gotta check this out."
"Boss?" He had an awkward smile on his face. "You can just call me Andrew."
No.4995
>>4994Wow you really fucking hate me don't you
No.4997
>>4992>>4993Fuck you niggers
No.4998
>>4994Can angeleno and andrew have a bisexual threesome with adfe
No.4999
>>4998Maaaaybe later but she made me mad so she gets insulted
No.5005
>>4999Fuck you too nigger
No.5029
Angeleno was sitting in his office and coding, he was a programmer after all, what else was he to do? As he was programming, he noticed something in the code and yelled out for a name.
"Hey, adfe! Can you tell the boss to come here for a moment? It's important!"
"Can't you do it yourself?" She had a very pissed off look on her face, but it quickly changed. "Well, fine, I guess."
Angeleno waited for her to go out, before whispering to himself. "What's her deal? Is she on her fucking period or something?" Thinking back on it, she's always like that. Maybe she's pregnant? But I doubt any self respecting man would willingly knock her up…
As his thoughts went on, he heard a knock on the door of his office, this could only be the boss himself, Andrew Whiteingale.
"Hey, boss, you gotta check this out."
"Boss?" He had an awkward smile on his face. "You can just call me Andrew."
Angeleno had a slight blush on his face. "O-okay… So, Andrew," He still felt weird about calling him by his first name "I added Vocaroo embedding!"
"That is nice." He smiled warmly at him. "I know you've been working hard on that." Quickly changing to another topic he continued. "I'm going to go out to the club tonight, do you want to come too?"
Angeleno looked at him with a surprised look on his face. That is not what I was expecting him to say, like, at all. "Oh, sure, why not?"
Andrew replied while smiling. "Alright. Come to my office after work, otherwise I don't know how I'll be able to find you."
"Not know how you'll be able to find me?" Angeleno replied, laughing "This building isn't that big, you know!"
"Yeah, yeah, but my schedule is quite strict."
He's an odd man. But he's nice.
No.5030
>>5029Why the fuck are you actually doing this
No.5034
>>5033Imperator tell your xister to calm down
No.5035
>>5033Add in the story that adfe wanted to go to the club with andrew but he invited angeleno instead of her so now shes pissed
No.5038
>>5035She'll come too because he invited all the employees, but only Angeleno will get a piece of him ♥️
No.5043
>>5038>im being insulted by some French mega пидuр tranny nigger Fitting
No.5044
>>5038Can you go back to whatever nusharty пидuр shithole you came from?
No.5048
>>5044Stop insulting every new user retard
No.5049
>>5048I feel insulted by him
No.5053
Wtf since when did chimperator become based
No.5054
>>5044>>5043Kill yourself and leave her alone you cunt
No.5055
>>5053This isnt chimperbraptor its someone else
No.5056
>>5055true, too aryan to be him
No.5057
This is genuinely the best thread ever
No.5058
>>5057The thread that made adfe kill herself
No.5059
>>5055Meds there's no way we have a second Frenchxissy.
No.5063
>>5059Its adfe on a vpn writing a fanfic where he gets cucked
No.5066
>>5063I fucking hate you niggers sometimes
No.5074
Hey, so, it says the body is too long. What do?
No.5075
>>5074Post half of it then post the other half
No.5077
>>5074It's a sign by God to stop writing it of course what else
No.5080
Angeleno was sitting in his office and coding, he was a programmer after all, what else was he to do? As he was programming, he noticed something in the code and yelled out for a name.
"Hey, adfe! Can you tell the boss to come here for a moment? It's important!"
"Can't you do it yourself?" She had a very pissed off look on her face, but it quickly changed. "Well, fine, I guess."
Angeleno waited for her to go out, before whispering to himself. "What's her deal? Is she on her fucking period or something?" Thinking back on it, she's always like that. Maybe she's pregnant? But I doubt any self respecting man would willingly knock her up…
As his thoughts went on, he heard a knock on the door of his office, this could only be the boss himself, Andrew Whiteingale.
"Hey, boss, you gotta check this out."
"Boss?" He had an awkward smile on his face. "You can just call me Andrew."
Angeleno had a slight blush on his face. "O-okay… So, Andrew," He still felt weird about calling him by his first name "I added Vocaroo embedding!"
"That is nice." He smiled warmly at him. "I know you've been working hard on that." Quickly changing to another topic he continued. "We're going to go out to the club tonight, do you want to come too?"
Angeleno looked at him with a surprised look on his face. That is not what I was expecting him to say, like, at all. "Oh, sure, why not?"
Andrew replied while smiling. "Alright. Come to my office after work, otherwise I don't know how I'll be able to find you."
"Not know how you'll be able to find me?" Angeleno replied, laughing "This building isn't that big, you know!"
"Yeah, yeah, but my schedule is quite strict."
He's an odd man. But he's nice.
No.5082
As the hours passed, Angeleno kept on working. Until the time came.
Come to his office after work, huh? I guess I'll go now.
Angeleno knocked on the door and entered. "Hi, bo- I mean, Andrew. So are we gonna go now?"
"Yeah." Andrew, the boss, exclaimed. "Let's go now. The others must have gone by now."
I can never figure out what that guy is thinking.
As they left the building, Andrew said that everyone will go there with the
So why did I have to come to your room? Angeleno thought to himself, dumbfounded.
As he left for his car, Andrew entered alongside him.
"I got into a car crash a few weeks ago, so can I come with you?"
Angeleno stared at the man with an approving expression. So that's why…
"Yeah, of course!" I wouldn't even have this car without the paycheck you give me…
Angeleno opened the passengers side door and let Andrew in.
"Uhh, actually, I've never been to the club." Angeleno said nervously. "Can you give me directions?"
"Of course, I'd be glad to!" He said with a smile on his face. "So, first, you go to the left, and then…"
Andrew was explaining to him as he drove the car, and they eventually made it. "Thanks for taking me, 'leno." He said with a happy look on his face. "Let's go in."
'leno? I didn't think the boss would call me that… Well, he did tell me to call him by his first name so… Maybe he wants to be friends?
No.5085
>>5081Okay you fucking retarded niggers can goon to this slop I'm leaving
No.5090
>>5085WE DID IT REDDIT
WE FUCKIN WON
No.5093
>>5082Manga adaptation when?
No.5094
What should Angeleno drink? Woot drinks vodka because he's Russian, what for Angeleno?
No.5096
>>5094angeleno is a bitch he doesnt drink alcohol
No.5097
milk?
No.5098
>>5097Milk is too Aryan he's lactose intolerant.
No.5107
>>5082They went in together, and Andrew picked a spot for them to sit at. "I always sit here, come." He called out to a waiter. "Hey, can I get a bottle of vodka and" He turned to look at Angeleno. "What do you want to drink?"
Angeleno looked at him with a surprised expression. *He took you to a club you fucking idiot, of course he wants you to drink!"
"W-well, I don't really drink… Can I just get some club soda or some soy milk if they have any here?"
"You don't drink? Lame." He exclaims, then turning to look into Angeleno's eyes. "But I guess it's fitting for you."
What the hell did he mean by that..?"Alright, waiter, get me a bottle of vodka and get some club soda for him!"
"Of course, sir."
It's nice being here with him, I guess… I hope he doesn't get too wasted, I don't want to drive him home when he's blacked out..As the hours passed, Andrew kept drinking more and more.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeey, can you, uhh…" He had an embarrassed expression on his face. "Take me home? I don't think I can get myself home in this state…"
No.5109
>>5107weren't you gonna write a few thousand words this is too short dude
No.5110
>>5109OMG STFU IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED
No.5111
gemmy thread
No.5112
>>5110I honestly have no idea how I'll stretch it out that long haha I'll probably make the car drive home really awkward and tense, and then you know what happens when they got home
No.5115
>>5112Ask ChatGPT to write.
No.5119
>>5112Hot steaaaaaamy gay lovemaking sex!
No.5120
>>5118Are you mad you arent the one that has sex with woot in the story?
No.5121
>>5120I swear shartyshits will make fun of us forever because of this damned thread
No.5123
>>5121My nigga this is a LGBTQIA+ website.
No.5124
>>5123Are you guys actually fine with this being what our site is
No.5125
>>5124Theres one thread though. Youre just mad youre getting cucked
No.5127
>>5123TSMT BUT UNIRONICALLY
No.5129
>>5125Well have fucking fun then
No.5130
>>5121>the cuck cares about what shartyshits (the swarthoids who hate gems) thinkYikes!
No.5131
this thread is so gemmy
No.5133
>>5129How is this any worse then the pony threads saudi makes?
No.5135
>>5131>saying gemmy instead of chaddyshartycuck spotted
No.5136
>>5135Refugees welcome bigot
No.5137
I'm writing guys!!! Don't worry
No.5138
God damn it, I knew this was going to happen. Well, guess it's not like I can avoid it now.
"Yeah, sure, Andrew." He had a welcoming smile on his face. "I'll take you home." I guess it's the least I could do to help him for making me go outside and do something for once, I don't know when's the last time I've done something like this… He had a smile on his face as he was thinking.
As he looked at Andrew hardly getting up, he raised his voice and said "Do you want me to help you get to the car?"
"Yeah, that'd be nice." The man had a smile on his face.
At least we got out of here before he completely passed out…
He took his hand towards his shoulder and helped carry him out.
Man, if I drank that much I'd just die outright! Russians are different creatures.
He opened the passengers side door of his car and helped Andrew get in.
Man, he's heavy! But he's not fat at all, I wonder if he's muscular? Thinking about Andrew's body, his cheeks began getting pinker and pinker.
What the fuck am I thinking about? I've gotta get Andrew home.
He quickly snapped out of it and began driving.
"Hey, 'leno… Has anyone ever told you that…" He had a smug expression on his face. "You're really hot? Like really hot? Something about you just makes me just…"
Has the alcohol made him go fucking insane?!
Angeleno thought to himself for a minute.
Wait… Don't they say that alcohol is like a truth serum..? But there's no way he actually thinks that, it's just the alcohol, right?
By this point, his face had gotten so pink that it was hard to tell if the one who the one that had drank himself half to death was.
Okay, let me just forget about that! Just… Focus on the road… And keep driving…
No.5140
Woot just shut the fucking website down at this point
No.5142
make them both furries
No.5144
>>5133Well the ponies aren't real these are two real people shipping them is just weird
No.5145
>>5138GEMERALD GEMERALD GEMERALD
>>5140OMG STFU CUCK
No.5148
>>5145I doubt that you even read shit before you come in spamming generals gemerald gemerald
No.5149
>>5147I've never said he can't post these, it's part of my rights as a user of this site to ask that he doesn't though
No.5150
>>5144Yeah its kinda weird
No.5151
>>5148I actually read it, that's why I'm calling it a gemerald.
No.5153
>>5150Don't come to me with this shit when you've been hating on me this fuuucking much
No.5154
>>5152Because the users of this site are all have пидuрs I'm not sure how you haven't figured it out by now
No.5155
>>5151>being proud of reading this slopKys
No.5157
This is like a slopjak in word form
No.5159
>>5150What? How's it weird?
>>5151Thxxxx
No.5160
This is like a gigachad in word form
No.5161
>>5159it's not weird
keep up with the good work mate
No.5162
Am I the only one who seriously cares about this sites image?
No.5168
>>5162Nigga you didnt ban the hohol that said he posted csam on the sharty but you have a problem with this?
No.5172
>>5168That was just a joke this is real and he said we so he never admitted to doing anything
No.5179
>>5172I doubt hes making this shit to genuinely jerk off to it hes making it because it makes you mad
No.5181
>>5179Well why would he write this much words just to make me mad that's retarded
No.5183
>>5172someone joking about being a cp spammer is worse to this site's image than someone writing some gay shit about the admin
No.5184
>>5181because it's working
No.5186
>>5184You're probably gooning to it degenerate пидuр
No.5220
up
No.5228
>>5220Thanks I'm still writing and they have just arrived at woots house!!!
No.5233
Woot delete this thread
No.5234
yeah im a plus sized trans kween btw just letting u studs know
No.5235
>>5233I have the text saved so you can never delete it even if you delete the thread
No.5237
>>5233Finally a sensible person
No.5238
>>5237Maybe make a board like /nate/ or /siberia/ so you can move things there
No.5241
>>5238Did you come to your senses after gooning to it?
No.5243
>>5241Post nut clarity hit me like a sledge hammer
No.5244
I WANT TO GOON MORE
No.5247
>>5237Move this thread to dead board rn nigger
No.5249
kill french infants
advocate for tranny rights in france
advocate for abortion rights in france
No.5251
>>5247What board would I logically move it to
No.5253
>>5249all based and trad btw
No.5254
>>5251/b/ if it was unlocked
No.5260
>>5257geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
No.5267
>>5257Is that why impie was defending the portugoy?
No.5271
"So, Andrew, have any kids? A wife?"
"No, I'd rather not waste my time with kids and I don't even have a girlfriend."
Weird. And he's so attractive too.
"Have any hobbies?"
"I like watching anime."
That's certainly not what I expected from such a man.
"Oh, nice."
"What about you?"
"Well, I like programming, and documenting screamers."
"That's nice to hear. I'll give you something else to like tonight."
There was definitely something else in that alcohol.
As he sighed, he was thankful to see Andrew's house.
Well, at least I won't have to deal with that anymore…
Angeleno parked next to his house and helped him out.
"Hey, could you help me get to my bedroom?"
It's the least I could do…
"Of course, do you have your keys?"
"Yeah, they're in my right pocket. Can you open the door."
He's so wasted that he can't open the door on his own? What the hell was he going to do without me? Well, don't need to worry about that cause I'm here.
He quickly snatched the key out of the other man's pocket and opened the door.
Alright, now I'm gonna take him to the bedroom…
Angeleno carried him over to the bedroom, what he didn't expect was that the doors would close behind him… And that he'd be shoved into a wall with Andrew looking over him.
W-wha
"I think we both realize what I want, right?" Andrew said, looking sensually into the other man's eyes.
No.5276
>>5271I'm surprised woot isn't as mad as I am at this he's basically getting sexually assaulted
No.5278
>>5275Do you want me to write one for you too? ♥
No.5281
>>5278@croatnigger this is the tranny you were defending btw
No.5290
>>5287You're gooning to this?
No.5292
Why the fuck do i have to be busy during the gemmiest thread on the entire site?
No.5294
>>5281>>5289You two are too cute together. I think I'll write one for you next.
No.5295
>>5271GOONING TO THIS GEM
No.5299
>>5297Did you even read it he's literally sexually harassing Angeleno wooty is an angel he wouldn't do that
No.5300
>>5257>greece is blueGreekxistas…
No.5304
>>5292Not like the thread is gone haha
No.5308
>>5304Its gemmier when youre witnessing it in real time or something like that
No.5312
>>5309Even the Croatian doesn't like it how can you be fine with this
No.5313
>>5257Portuxissy could transition very easily in her country. Honestly rooting for her.
No.5316
>>5308I'm still writing. This is my first time so obviously it's going to be a little sloppy
No.5319
>>5316It's very sloppy please stop writong
No.5320
>>5318Have fun gooning to this shit if you want to that bad
No.5323
>>5322I said HAVE FUN GOONING STOP
No.5327
Stop calling me a sjw and go back to gooning or whatever nigga
No.5332
>>5329I'm the one fucking voice of reason on this site
No.5336
>>5334Where are you from in turkey
No.5338
>>5337Like general location
No.5340
Is it bilecik or giresun?
No.5344
>>5340I have dynamic IP its neither stop trying to doxx me
No.5347
>>5344I'm not trying to doxx you retard I checked google trends and both bilecik and giresun had one search for "'chudpol.ru"
No.5351
>>5347Xes trying to datamine me..
No.5354
>>5351adfe was the real glownigger…
No.5357
>>5351I literally can't know shit from knowing your location my ip address doesn't even say where I live right
No.5407
Churro killing thread
No.5409
up
No.5411
churro saving thread
No.5412
>>5407Churro saving thread
No.5417
>>5382Imperator is at the synagogue right now wait until he comes back
No.5419
>>5412Glownigger xistas….
No.5424
Churro destroying thread
No.5428
This thread saved the churro.
No.5469
>>5417>>5419>>5423I'm writing! Had some problems!
No.5473
>>5469I just wanted one thing today.
No.5480
up
No.5494
uppy
No.5496
>>5495No, I want to goon.
No.5497
I could goon to blacked porn of my waifu desu but I want to know what happens next desu desu desu
No.5501
>>5498suiseiseki won shes not trans
No.5505
Desu desu desu desu
No.5506
>>5501Souseiseki is better than Suiseiseki. Sorry xista.
No.5539
>>5497Had some setbacks I'm really sorry!!!!!!!!
No.5552
BBC win BTW
No.5557
Slut for BBC above
No.5561
Actual tranny above
No.5566
>>5555PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
No.5570
>>5569>it got deletedHoly shit he's trying to memoryhole it
No.5571
BBC sisters BTFO
No.5577
>>5569>>5570Honestly you're really good at psyopping I'll give you that
No.5603
up
No.5604
Imperator stop sacrificing the goyim to Elohim we need our goonfuel
No.5611
>>5604TSMT I WANT TO GOON
No.5620
He wants to…
Angeleno's thoughts are cut off by his and Andrew's lips meeting.
W-whu… His lips are seriously soft… I could die like this…
The sensation he feels when their lips meet is a unique one, it's perhaps the best he's felt in a while.
Wait, this is my first time… I'm seriously gonna have my first time with my boss?
"You seem to be thinking about something." He pulls from his lips. "What's clouding your mind?"
"Oh no, it's nothing…" He looks away.
"Tell me." He looks at him seductively. "I want to know all about you."
Jeez… How horny is he?
"I-it's my first time…"
"I'll make sure that…" He grabs him by his chin. "You get a good impression."
This is hot, too hot!
Angeleno could almost feel himself melting as he looked into his eyes.
"So, what do you want to do now, 'Leno?"
"…"
"No answer, huh?" He said, having a disapproving look on his face. "I think we both know what you want."
Yeah, I think we both do…
Andrew took a few steps back from Angeleno and started undressing.
"What're you waiting for?" He said to the man watching him undress. "Take your clothes off.
Be a little less direct, damn.
"O-okay." Angeleno said, his face almost completely pink. He started undressing, firstly taking off his shirt.
No.5621
"Wow, you don't have any hair at all. Do you shave?"
"Yeah, when I get hairy I shave. I don't get too hairy anyways, though."
"Well, I am quite hairy…"
Andrew took off his shirt and eyed Angeleno.
Holy shit, he's like a fucking bear! He's so muscular and hairy…
"I hope you're fine with that?"
"Y-yeah! Absolutely no problem!"
He was embarrassed and aroused all at the same time.
I never knew he was like this behind closed doors… Can't say I don't like it though, especially not to him…
No.5622
>>5620>>5621Can you stop writing pretty please I swear nobody will hold it against you
No.5624
>>5620>>5621Keep writing, never stop.
No.5626
>>5620>>5621HOLY FUCKING GEMERALD
No.5629
>>5626>>5624Thanks for the kind words
>>5622I wonder who I should ship you with?
No.5633
actually no one because she likes to watch
No.5635
>>5631Ooo that sounds nice, two relationships in the same workplace! That's gotta be against some kind of law.
No.5640
>>5635Can you stop talking like some kind of autistic woman? That's more repulsive than the things you write
No.5643
>>5633Being a cuckold is Aryan
No.5646
>>5644No I'm serious the way he talks is like an autistic woman
No.5649
>>5647Being a cuckold is genuinely Aryan because only white males partake in it
No.5652
>>5650Would be fitting cause only women like this gay shit
No.5654
To be honest I understand what you're talking about but I thought that it was just me
Is OP a sisa…?
No.5657
>>5652even doe I'm a man and I like it because I'm a пидuр and so is everyone ITT including you
No.5658
>>5654I'll fucking kill myself if he is
No.5664
I know OP, I told her to post on here. Yeah, she's a woman.
No.5668
>>5657I don't like it that makes me not a пидuр
No.5681
>>5674How can you even goon to text
No.5685
>>5681You use your imaginatation
No.5686
>>5681Had no childhood award
No.5691
I don't even goon period.
No.5699
>>5687Calling me a newfag won't make you a woman
No.5706
Autosaged?
No.5730
>>5699true because I'm an adult human male who identifies as a man
No.5735
they really autosaged it QEEEEEEEEEQ
No.5745
>>5735I didn't do it but I would have if I could
No.5755
>>5664I don't know this guy but yeah I am a woman!!
No.5758
>>5755You will never, and I fucking mean never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever be a woman you disgusting fucking tranny fujoshi pedophile go back to whatever disgusting nigger filled shithole you came from and NEVER come back