I, adolf CLITler, leader of the failed reich humbly kneel to:
My wife, who I could never please sexually
James Cleveland "Jesse" Owens who rightfully won the olympics and who will always have a bigger dick than me
Joshep Stalin, a better leader than I will ever be and my master
Winston Churchill, my one and only true love and other master.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, whos multicultural nation will always be stronger than mine.
Karl Marx, whos political writings will always be better than anything I could come up with.
SovietBVLLS, who easily manhandled me and my weak germanix soldiers with their superior genes
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